Write a 6 word autobiography

i come here for the classifieds

:fu:

a loving father, son and husband

Haikus are funny while in church.

Just waiting for the summer weather

Good, at least one person on NYSPEED can follow directions. lol

i got fired today, just kidding

(im not really following rules either)

“Too badass to describe in six words”

(Seven does the trick:bloated:)

That’s more of a eulogy.

future seal blower with misplaced faith

Absurd fascination with old useless crap.

London, England -> Philadelphia, PA -> Rochester, NY

I prefer to club them, fag.

i do mutha fuckin work son!

Just put it on my tab.

Hated by most Republicans on NYSpeed

fixed :wink:

hated by every person on nyspeed

fixed

:roflpicard:

How about we compromise:

Hated by a bunch of idiots

Damn dog pee’d on my coat