Really, It’s not a parody thread. Mr 2TurboZ said it best. Prefer import, must have working heat and rear defrost if possible. Ef or eg civic preferred. I’m not as baller as kyle though, trying to set my spending limit between 1000-1500 bucks.
i have a 98 saturn sc-2, 1.9 doch, 141k miles, little to no rust, runs drives looks good. averages 32mpg (highway and around town driving) sometimes more. 1600 as it sits… it just needs brakes in the near future.