Well, weeks of my GF having hairballs and tampons and treating myself with dick medicine has finally caught up with me. No amount of viagra or levitra is going to take care of this problem.
Can I rent a trouser snake somewhere?
Does anyone have one I could use?
Should I just call JEG?
Should I call a REAL porn star?
I could always call my landlord to take care of her, but I feel like this is my fault, not the landlord’s so it’s my responsibility, not his. This feels like user error.
I’m sorry but no.
Fail.
:bigclap:
10 says you don’t get banned for this even though parody threads are against the rules.
NO PAIR OF TEE THREADS
I love parody threads, but rules be rules. I gave joe an infraction so people dont think he is getting preferential treatment.
however, someone else can close :mamoru:
+karma
one infraction point, well worth it. There was just too much innuendo.
i love parody threads.
I thought parody threads were banned? I’ve skipped so many great opportunities b/c of that.
-edit-
duh, just read evolves reply
They are. I gave joe an infraction for it, but I <3 parody threads, so I had a hard time doing it.
NO PARROT TEA THREADS
NO PAIR OF D THREADS
^^^Am I that D? taken from the end of American pie 2
Didn’t read all the nonsense. Yeah, you can rent whatever you need. I’ve rented 10" trouser snakes with 2" wide heads for somewhere between my bedroom and the road. Yesterday I rented a 25" powered trouser snake.
The 25" trouser snake cost me $14 bucks, took about 20 minutes. Pop off the trousers in the basement, shove the snake in until it stops shoving in, tighten the chuck, rrrrrrrrrr, snake moves freely, done.
Kenmore Rental on Hertel in Kenmore is where I rent stuff from. It’s a shit hole with equipment that probably survived WWII and an old guy running the place that probably knows how to do everything you could possibly do to a trouser snake. Low rates too.
fail
lol. B-, could have been better.
Is she the kind of GF that can take 2 dozen golf balls at once?
women…
OMG :mamoru: That’s bad.
That is great
hahahahahaha