Driving a Mazda hatchback makes you a homosexual. How’s picking up the dudes at Bert’s Bikes working out? I drove a Mazda once but it was super duper lame. Do you have a sister? I’d like her to taste my meat bag or taint.
LOL this thread is funny again.
Again with the Mazda hate?
Subarus are cool. Mitsubishi is cool. Toyata is cool (except for the prius). VW is for hippies who want to sit around all day smelling like shit, Jesus my turtles smell better than most VW drivers except for the bros and hoes that rock that shit. It’s not for me. Mazdas are for people who think they can drive but the reality of the situation is they can’t and more importantly they have a shitty taste in cars. I bet their taste in food is much worse with. If they were in the American revolution they would have been used as cannon fodder. My turtles are well thank you for asking.
You may drive an Evo 10 but you still bang 4’s.
So you agree that you drive a shitty car and have an even shittier taste in food? Damn that sucks and I only banged a 4 once it was hillarious. I won the bet and my friend had to buy me a drink. Come on you never nailed a chud when in black out mode?once I woke up in a dumpster in evl it sucked my point is mazdas suck but not as much as a scion and banging a 4 happens it’s funny and can be used as a good ice breaker. Look how well we are getting to know eachother.
Anyone got an extra turtle for this guy?
BUMP. Just reviewing this thread, lol.
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Can’t believe this still exists
@newman & I were talking about it yesterday 