you are too fat vs. car alignment (video)

http://canwest.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/canwest-globaledmonton-pub01-live/current/launch.html?maven_playerId=troubleshootermedium&maven_referralObject=3475882
warning: fat woman, kia, and “changing society” content.

watch, then discuss…

Get over it.

I’d buy the tech a beer.

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What a fat bitch. The tech suggesting they align it with her fat ass sitting in the drivers seat was the best suggestion. The manager obviously went into CYA mode but I can pretty much guarantee the next time they align it they’ll be putting SOMETHING in there equivalent to her giant ass.

Easy solution, lose weight.
The car is not the problem it’s her.

Should we make 2 seater sports cars comfortable for 300lb people next?

believe it or not that is the proper solution to the problem. Some manufactures state that the suspension needs to be preloaded to perform a proper alignment according to manufacture specs.

loose some weight you fat ass… or just sit in the car while they align it and your car won’t pull anymore… or buy a truck.

edit: do you think she could wedge herself into a S2K

one time a really fat chick sat in my car for a second and it pulled a little to the right for like six months. =\

FAT PEOPLE SHOULD WALK!

ha

poor car

im a big dude and my shit dont pull to the left :gotme:
the golf cart at work, now thats another story

“Tiffany loves Kia Rios” :gay2:

Seriously what fat person loves the smallest fucking car?

I dont have this problem in an EG never had this problem in my crxs the girl should buy a better car.

Are you fucking serious? How do you NOT realize that weight plays a huge part in the way a car handles?? Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe most race cars have their suspension etc. fine tuned with the weight of the driver in the seat, so that it can be the most accurate possible.

I’m not trying to be insensitive. But if you are fat, whether it’s from genetics or otherwise, you can’t act like a skinny person and then scream HUMILIATION when shit doesn’t work right.

Edit: And stop trying to squeeze into a Kia. Bear on a trike is not attractive.

on the circle track were limited how much left side weight we can have because it makes the car turn left better.

somebody needs to tell the girl shes fat, and not sugar coat it, because she’ll probably eat that too.

I was talking about the fatty. :slight_smile:

gotcha…

thats why I am not a service advisor any more…
and what people do not realize is at times it is not the cars fault it is the owners… one time I had to do a seat cover in a jetta under warr due to the fat owner crying to customer service so much… even after the customer f&cked me on my CSI score and lower my commission buy about $1500…

ugh, i hate fat people that complain. Either be happy and accept being fat along with the side effects or lose weight ya mammoth fucks.

She said, “I felt crushed.” How do you think the car felt?:rimshot: