Stranger: hello asl
You: OH HAI
You: 12/F/WV
Stranger: u shudnt be on this site!
You: y not
Stranger: bunch of pervs on ere!
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wtf is the whole towel thing???
Stranger: I am black.
You: ffffuuuuuuuu
You: I’m in the KKK
You: we kill your kind
Stranger: This will not do!
Stranger: Alright, gonna go do black stuff…
hahah
You: I DON’T WANNA WAIT
Stranger: for my life to be over!
You: I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW
Stranger: what will it beee
You: wow… did we just become best friends?
Stranger: I think we did.
You: me too, I love you, bye
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YMCA
Stranger: LALALALA
Stranger: LALALAL
You: the life of the wife is ended by the knife
You: gunna make you say Y M CA
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: I AM ******
Stranger: YOUR ASS
Stranger: IS MINE
You: i heard jiggers smell like salt
You: *******
You: is this true?
Stranger: no
You: I have water melon and orange soda are you not intrigued?
Stranger: bye
Stranger: i AM NOT
Stranger: A PEDOPHILE
Stranger: BYE
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How do they all know?
:rofl
Dude.
:rofl
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Stranger: hey
You: i’m touching myself right now
Stranger: guy or girl
You: girlllll
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: girl here…
You: nicee
You: i’m 19
Stranger: 16
Stranger: bi or straight?
You: a/s/l
You: ehhh, willing to try
Stranger: female california
You: college?
Stranger: only 16
You: ooo wtf
Stranger: yeeaa…
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rofl:rofl
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Stranger: you just lost the game
You: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: Do you like America?
Stranger: i live in america, but i don’t like it
You: Well then…
You: you can just GEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT OOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT
Stranger: oh, ok
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: chippy?
You: I’m touching myself
Stranger: hey lets talk about it! Can I call you Mike?
You: wtf is chippy
Stranger: are you mooseknuckle jeesus Mike?
You: no it’s amandaaaaa
Stranger: amanda. are you legal?
Stranger: like legit? too legit to quit?
You: 19, I’m still in college
You: wayyyy to legit
Stranger: get tore up much?
You: haha, no
You: are you tearing it up???
Stranger: zebras! - is yr money on them black with white stripes or white with black stripes?
Stranger: I’m riding zebras. I’m doin real good
You: it’s green, duh
You: haha ur crazy
Stranger: oh so yr a weed smoker
Stranger: me too
You: def, love it
Stranger: Where we’re you touching before?
Stranger: elbow?
Stranger: zebra?
You: yea i like touching my elbows, it turns me on
You: lmao
Stranger: zebras have no elbows. We’re probably making fun of them talking about touching our ebows
Stranger: but lets keep touching elbows anyway
Stranger: will you call me again? Or did you just wanna lick my elbow then never see me again?
Stranger: cuz thats cool to
You: haha, isn’t it impossibleto touch elbows together
Stranger: i mean yours and mine
Stranger: I dont elbow masturbate by trying to touch my own
You: hahahah, very funny, ur a pedofile aren’t you
Stranger: i just checked you retard - of course its possible to touch elbows together
You: nope
Stranger: just not touching your elbow with yr tongue
Stranger: can I call you Mike?
You: my boobs are in the wya, cant do it
Stranger: Wow boobs at 19. Unheard of. i got mine at 24
Stranger: have you ever thought about jesus?
You: ummmm, thats not early
Stranger: mooseknuckle jeesus?
You: no fuck him
Stranger: you know mooseknuckle tho yeah?
You: is he a dif jesus?
Stranger: he deals weed to jeesus
You: ha, ok theen
Stranger: he’s kind of a half jeesus half zebra
You: i’d like to meet him then
Stranger: anyways - you can drink his boob milk - tastes like Bud Lite
Stranger: ever drink your own boob milk?
You: mmmm, maybe
Stranger: what do you taste like?
Stranger: wasabi?
Stranger: zebra?
You: close
Stranger: jeesus?
You: diesel…
Stranger: nice
You: its alittle harsh
Stranger: its been real. sayonara amanda diesel boobs. I’d do you!
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1st. Convo:lol
Stranger: JOGO TIBIA MATO DRAGÃO, FICA COMIGO SIM OU NÃO?
You: english-o ?
Stranger: Fuck you-o.
2nd convo:lol
Stranger: RONALDO
You: MCDONALDO
Stranger: rsrsrs fui pego desprevenido nessa
I got that Ronaldo guy a couple mins ago :rofl
Stranger: A wild Squirtle appears!
Stranger: Squirtle uses water gun
You: fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, gooo charmander
Stranger: It’s super effective!
You: dammit!
You: go metapod!
Stranger: Squirtle uses tail wag
Stranger: nothing happens
You: metapod uses harden! defense has greatly increased!
Stranger: Squirtle runs away
You: whew… close one
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Stranger: nasioc ot ftw
Stranger: ftw!!!?
You: oooo nasioc
You: car fags unite
Stranger: yeah something like that
You: yes i know
You: I R IZ CAR PERSON
Stranger: no wai
You: yes wai
Stranger: do you drive an srt4?
You: i do not drive a NEON
Stranger: it’s not a NEON!!
Stranger: it’s an SRT4
You: die in a fire
You: its a fucking neon
Stranger: it has nawwwwwwwws
Stranger: hater
You: and tiurbos tooo the extreme
You: so fucking extreme
Stranger: xtreme!
You: pshhhhh psshhhhh blow off sound
Stranger: i drink mountain dew while driving
Stranger: that’s how extreme i am
You: I blow of in reverse im so fucking extreme
Stranger: shit, you win
You: continue on good sir
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: shift518.com
Stranger: Welcome to tech support how may I help you?
You: tech? for what???
Stranger: yor current problem
You: dildos…
Stranger: you called us sir?
You: problem with dildos
Stranger: What seems to be the problem
You: its broken
Stranger: Oh thats easy
Stranger: did you check the batteries
You: its not battery opperated
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well
You: oo hai
You: it got stuck
Stranger: did you try gluing it back together
You: why would i glue it in my butthole
Stranger: well if its stuck please remain calm and I will dispatch a team of large black men to your current location
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omg so much fun! hahahahaha
Stranger: Hi
You: omg sarah is that you
Stranger: yes
You: i have HIV you might want to get yourself checked
Stranger: omg
You: i know
Stranger: you freakin psychapath
You: I told you i have herpese and you were cool with that
Stranger: no i wasn’t you dick
You: but then the next day i found out about the HIV
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: whyyy
Stranger: how could you do this to me
You: oh wait is this Sarah M or Sarah W
Stranger: M
You: OHHHH yeah ummm so sorry about that
Stranger: why would you do this to me
You: you were drunk and passed out
Stranger: thats YOUR fault
You: and the way the urine made your pants cling to your crotch
You: I couldnt help it
You: i mean I atleast pulled out
You: and blew it in your hair
You: that has to stand for something
Stranger: well i guess it does
Stranger: haha pulled out
You: well since we both have HIV
Stranger: you didn’t
You: marry me
Stranger: i’m pregnant
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: ok 
You: come over i have a flight of stairs and a coat hanger
Stranger: whats the stairs gonna do
You: well you know mom is going to be pissed your prego
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: hang on a sec
You: she was always jealous of us playing doctor growing up
Stranger: im back
Stranger: sorry i had to take a gnar gnar dump
You: you shouldnt talk like that you know how it turns me on
Stranger: 
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i need to wash my grease face
haha, o god, i gotta sleep, I will def be using this tomorrow at school!!! lol