Anyone else try this???
quite amusing.
Post this:
Hi this is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.
We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
fap like crazy
I don’t need to try this, you guys are cracking me up.
You need to try it.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi this is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.
We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
Stranger: the FBI doesn’t work in my country
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: well that was fun
You: o…well…fuck you!
It is hilarious though. Great way to waist time at work/school…
its all /b/rothers on there, pretty much, but its funny
Took your post and ran with it.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi this is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wtf…argument!
Stranger: pancheri
You: Wtf is pancheri?
You: You want me to punch you in your cherry?
Stranger: it’s god in the nerd’s world
You: Thank Pancheri I’m not a nerd
Stranger: ae tu acredita em et?
You: Si
Stranger: sou um et e to comendo sua bunda
Stranger: se isso for verdade de uma risadinha
You: Si
You: Si senorita
Stranger: NO SEI SI VC ACREDITA
Stranger: IN LAMOR A PRIMEIRA VISTA
You: Windows Vista?
You: Yes, it sucks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This is great! hahahaha
You: Umm, this is the Over Medicated Emo Girl Life Escape right?
Stranger: gay?
You: No, I’m not gay, just depressed.
You: My friend said to come here, and someone would help me.
Stranger: y
You: All my friends and my parents hate me.
Stranger: y
You: Ask them man, I have no idea.
You: I’m awesome.
Stranger: you r
You: Are you gay?
Stranger: yes
You: Girl or Guy gay?
Stranger: guy
You: What’s that like?
Stranger: cool
You: So why are you on a chat room for emo girls then?
Stranger: not
You: Umm…?
You: Isn’t that what OMEGLE stands for?
Stranger: no
You: Oh what the hell, these are the kinds of mean jokes they play on me all the time.
You: Do you know what the number for the suicide hotline is?
Stranger: in usa?
You: Yes
Stranger: no
You: Don’t you ever get bummed out, I mean it’s got to be hard being gay right?
Stranger: isnt
You: Do you give it in the butt or take it in the butt?
You: I never understood how you choose.
Stranger: give
You: Well that’s good, my boyfriend tried to do that to me once, and it hurt.
Stranger: you girl?
You: Yes
Stranger: sorry
You: Don’t want to be my friend anymore now?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol. Aww…Nicole keeps getting rejected. lol.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hey, do you know Failvis?
Stranger: No should I?
You: He’s only the biggest failure at life ever
Stranger: ooh why?
You: Where do I start?
We could start at his 2004 Subaru STI bursted into flames, that he was paying ~$600/Month for
You: then decided to not tell the bank, and refuse to pay for it
Stranger: oke, and why do you care about failvis?
You: Oh, I don’t…His streams of fail entertain the community where I live
then a buncha BS from ‘Stranger’, I got back on topic:
Stranger: and everybody in NewYork knows that guy?
You: Failvis is also 29 years old, lives with mom in a trailer, and is jobless
You: …plays poker for cash
Stranger: well if you’re good at it?
You: c’mon, admit that from these small bits of info about Failvis that you think this guy sucks
Stranger: haha allright I admit it
:rofl
You got a better stranger. 
My stranger sucked.
lol.
I talked to a 17yr old french girl. She was actually quite interesting. Had a real convo. Aurelie was her name. Don’t know how to exactly say it, but yeah…
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi.
You: Will you f’in stop saying hi!?
You: Thank you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: what?
You: Um, are you serious? It means how old are you, are you a boy or a girl, and where are you from?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:rofl
My strangers all sucked ass