You have to try this!!! Talk to strangers...

I wish I get Nicole one of these times.

You: www.meatspin.com

You: go to it

You: for realz

Stranger: i dont want to see porn

You: lmao

You: you are porn

Stranger: i dont need porn

Stranger: im not

Stranger: im a human humans are not porn

Stranger: you are porn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:rofl:rofl:rofl

Stranger: hi
You: Do you know Travis Koch?
Stranger: Yea
Stranger: He’s a douche bag
You: fuckin a right, huge tool right?
Stranger: Yea definitely
You: he sucks at life, his WRX deserved to burn
Stranger: I heard when he masturbates, he likes to stick his pinky in his ass

Stranger: Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate

You: ohnoez

Stranger: no future for you

You: Bennyfizzle is watching you masturbate

Stranger: he suck dicks

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahah :rofl

^^ lol.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Nicole?
Stranger: oi
You: No?
Stranger: yes
You: You’re nicole?
You: FINALLY!
Stranger: name?
You: Nicole?
Stranger: is Nicole
You: You is nicole?
Stranger: yes…
Stranger: vai toma no cu…teu viado
You: You suck

I just told some kid i was from Bogies, hes like “nice, i hear its mad nice there” :rofl

:rofl

Wasn’t me man.

I know. lol.

Noice.

My stranger right now is pretty cool…
He’s probably a 60 year old creepy man in his basement, but whatever.

He has worse english than Vlad.

I keep getting all the foreign strangers.

mine is too. From serbia. I asked if he would send me a siberian lynx.

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: are u from ?
You: No, I am not from ?
Stranger: VAI TOMAR N O MEIO DO SEU CU
Stranger: FILHO DA PUTA
Stranger: VAI SE FUDER
Stranger: CHUPA MEU PIRU
Stranger: SEU BABACA
Stranger: VAI DAR O CU
You: WHAT THE HELL!? ANOTHER FOREIGNER!? WTH!?
Stranger: OTARIO , VIADO
You have disconnected.

You: last time i took a shit, i got FUCKED!

Stranger: her gash i did slash

You: aint no thang but a chicken wang mang

You: yo, is your nam Grapedrankisha?

Stranger: i like my bodies striped, raped and strangled!

You: wow, we have something in common

You: wanna eiffle tower some dead hookers?

Stranger: do you cum blood?

You: only when i hit my balls with a 10lb sledge

Stranger: pussy

You: kinda ma thang

You: i know, i should try a 20lb and man up

Stranger: pussy

You: yes, your mothers pussy is magnificent

You have disconnected.

You: OH SNAP

Stranger: ずっと一緒にいたい。
そう思える君が口ずさんでいた曲。
だけど後ろから見てるだけしかできなくて
近くにいる人を羨ましく思う
休み時間になるとすっとんで行って
幸せそうにニヤけている私は
かなり馬鹿そうなんだろうな
だけどそれでも良かった、近くにいれるだけですっごくすっごく嬉 しかった
ずっと一緒にいたいと思った

Stranger: :wink:

You: Alriiiiighhtttyyy then

You: lol

Stranger: ?

You: SO is that some Bukkake type shit?

Stranger: fuck off :smiley:

You: Good talk!

Stranger: yea

You: Suck it trebec

Stranger: o ty hamie jebany

Stranger: на гимнастическом полу даже арбузы буду прыгать…Сопляки…

You: Is that some spiritual bullSHIT?

You: What you know about Failvis?

Stranger: failvis?

Stranger: what is that

Stranger: understand you dont attack me

Stranger: are you from?

You: Failvis is a chode that burnt his piece of shit STI to the ground b/c he has bad credit and bad breath

Stranger: lubisz placki?

You: <— insert roflcopter

Stranger: bo ja zajebiscie w huj , ze ja pierdole xD

You: Pz *****!

You have disconnected.

My Belgian stranger was the man.

He spoke Asian, Russian, and Polish to you all in one chat. Nice. Last two were russian, polish respectively.

Why is that?