I wish I get Nicole one of these times.
You: www.meatspin.com
You: go to it
You: for realz
Stranger: i dont want to see porn
You: lmao
You: you are porn
Stranger: i dont need porn
Stranger: im not
Stranger: im a human humans are not porn
Stranger: you are porn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
rofl:rofl
Stranger: hi
You: Do you know Travis Koch?
Stranger: Yea
Stranger: He’s a douche bag
You: fuckin a right, huge tool right?
Stranger: Yea definitely
You: he sucks at life, his WRX deserved to burn
Stranger: I heard when he masturbates, he likes to stick his pinky in his ass
Stranger: Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate
You: ohnoez
Stranger: no future for you
You: Bennyfizzle is watching you masturbate
Stranger: he suck dicks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hahah :rofl
^^ lol.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Nicole?
Stranger: oi
You: No?
Stranger: yes
You: You’re nicole?
You: FINALLY!
Stranger: name?
You: Nicole?
Stranger: is Nicole
You: You is nicole?
Stranger: yes…
Stranger: vai toma no cu…teu viado
You: You suck
I just told some kid i was from Bogies, hes like “nice, i hear its mad nice there” :rofl
:rofl
Wasn’t me man.
I know. lol.
Noice.
My stranger right now is pretty cool…
He’s probably a 60 year old creepy man in his basement, but whatever.
He has worse english than Vlad.
I keep getting all the foreign strangers.
mine is too. From serbia. I asked if he would send me a siberian lynx.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: are u from ?
You: No, I am not from ?
Stranger: VAI TOMAR N O MEIO DO SEU CU
Stranger: FILHO DA PUTA
Stranger: VAI SE FUDER
Stranger: CHUPA MEU PIRU
Stranger: SEU BABACA
Stranger: VAI DAR O CU
You: WHAT THE HELL!? ANOTHER FOREIGNER!? WTH!?
Stranger: OTARIO , VIADO
You have disconnected.
You: last time i took a shit, i got FUCKED!
Stranger: her gash i did slash
You: aint no thang but a chicken wang mang
You: yo, is your nam Grapedrankisha?
Stranger: i like my bodies striped, raped and strangled!
You: wow, we have something in common
You: wanna eiffle tower some dead hookers?
Stranger: do you cum blood?
You: only when i hit my balls with a 10lb sledge
Stranger: pussy
You: kinda ma thang
You: i know, i should try a 20lb and man up
Stranger: pussy
You: yes, your mothers pussy is magnificent
You have disconnected.
You: OH SNAP
Stranger: ずっと一緒にいたい。
そう思える君が口ずさんでいた曲。
だけど後ろから見てるだけしかできなくて
近くにいる人を羨ましく思う
休み時間になるとすっとんで行って
幸せそうにニヤけている私は
かなり馬鹿そうなんだろうな
だけどそれでも良かった、近くにいれるだけですっごくすっごく嬉 しかった
ずっと一緒にいたいと思った
Stranger:
You: Alriiiiighhtttyyy then
You: lol
Stranger: ?
You: SO is that some Bukkake type shit?
Stranger: fuck off
You: Good talk!
Stranger: yea
You: Suck it trebec
Stranger: o ty hamie jebany
Stranger: на гимнастическом полу даже арбузы буду прыгать…Сопляки…
You: Is that some spiritual bullSHIT?
You: What you know about Failvis?
Stranger: failvis?
Stranger: what is that
Stranger: understand you dont attack me
Stranger: are you from?
You: Failvis is a chode that burnt his piece of shit STI to the ground b/c he has bad credit and bad breath
Stranger: lubisz placki?
You: <— insert roflcopter
Stranger: bo ja zajebiscie w huj , ze ja pierdole xD
You: Pz *****!
You have disconnected.
My Belgian stranger was the man.
He spoke Asian, Russian, and Polish to you all in one chat. Nice. Last two were russian, polish respectively.
Why is that?