Congrats, you are now 4 years old and really pumped about your new velcro shoes.
I wish the mullet headed cowboy on the horse in my garage was a short redhead with big tits.
I wish my boss gave me a raise.
Granted, but hes still a cowboy.
i wish i had a nice new motorcycle.
granted, there is a nice new motorcycle in your garage…but you don’t have the key
I wish I had more candy at work.
Granted, but it’s eye candy: Hot women with way bigger tits than you. :ohyeah:
I wish I worked there too.
You work there too, at the AIDS clinic.
I wish my apartment wasn’t a shithole.
You work here too, as you are the only gay guy in the office.
I wish I didn’t have to drive home to buffalo next weekend
You aren’t driving to Buffalo. Instead, you are following Google Map’s directions on getting to Paris.
I wish Schema didn’t ruin the flow of this thread.
Granted
I wish that someone would corupt his wish because I have nothing for it.
Granted.
I wish I was a little bit taller…
Granted but now your dick is only 2 inches.
I wish my HD box wasn’t broken 
sure, but the only program you can watch is the two fat ladies cooking show and they’re speaking in spanish, and you are granted the x-ray vision mentioned above.
I wish I could leave work early.
Granted, but theres a 4 hour traffic jam outside your office.
I wish I didn’t have to go into this frozen tundra to get lunch.
Granted, but you will now get food poisoning from your lunch
I wish I didn’t have to go to the dmv today
Granted, now you have to wait for a parade to cross that takes 4 hrs anyways
I wish I could do anything I want with no consequences
Granded but your now a poodle
I wish I was done with school and at the sabre game already
Granted, you have no degree now and your selling tickets outside the sabres game to make a living.
I wish I had a nice tan.
TOO EASY
granted…but you now have skin cancer
I wish I had a life supply of crystal light
granted now you are diabetic
I wish I didnt have to work anymore