Corrupt A Wish

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Now that you are unemployed, you have to sell your car(s) to pay the bills.

I also wish I didn’t have to go to the DMV today.

42

Granted, instead you have to go get checked for STD’s (we all know what that examine includes) cough

I wish I had a pink dell computer.

43

granted, now its infested with viruses

I wish my HW would finish itself

44

Granted, but it scored a 64% and failed itself

I wish I could see Ozzy in concert

45

Granted, but you’re the bat he bites the head off.

I wish I had a brand new set of snow tires for my car.

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Granted. 2 Snow tires. Front wheels.
http://www.sacramentoareamustang.org/tirechains/P1010014big.JPG

I wish this control logic would write itself.

47

granted, control logic writes itself, and takes over the world

I wish that cse396 wasnt require for graduation

48

Done. You’re a math major with no marketable skills.

I wish I had a big cup of starbucks coffee in front of me.

49

It is…but teh creamer you used is spoiled.

I wish It was snowing so I didnt have to ride a snowmobile on woodchips today

50

granted, but its so big that while you attempt to drink it, it tips and crushes you.

I wish my kitten didn’t shit so much

51

Slow response…
your kitten doesn’t shit at all…and is constipated…pay vet bill of $500

I wish we would have 3 feet of snow right now

52

i was reading the other posts…
granted, you have your 3 feet of snow… but its all yellow.

I wish I had some food in the house.

53

granted, but you now have 1000 lbs of hampster pellets.

I wish i had more gooder grammer skills.

54

granted, now your full time job is a spell checker on nyspeed for 4 bucks an hour

i wish i had some fresh drinking water right now.

55

granted, but now your swimming in the middle of lake ontario.

i wish nyspeed spell checkers got paid more.

56

granted, we pay you just enough more to set you into the next tax bracket and now you actually are making less.

I wish it was 5pm

57

granted, it’s 5pm and your employer just asked you to stay until 1 a.m.

I wish that my car was out of the shop.

58

Granted. That will be $89.50 for your oil change please.

I wish I was getting head right now.

59

too easy

GRANTED, rubicant only charged you 5 bucks this time.

I wish that I could get a massage tonight by my hot boyfriend :slight_smile:

60

granted, but your boyfriend is now skunk

I wish the sabres would win tonight