I’M NOT FUCKING PROVIDING BEER. BYO CANS.
IT’LL BE IN THE BACK YARD. HOPEFULLY I CAN FIND A TABLE AND SET UP BEER PONG.
AND IF YOU SHOW UP WITH A BUNCH OF YOUR MALE FRIENDS YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY ME/JARROD. I HATE HATE HATE SAUSAGEFESTS SO BRING GIRLS.
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS, ADVISE NEWMAN/CHINO TO CHANGE THE LOCATION.
/caps