So travis ran a 12.77 after a few clutch stories, which werent slipping but aparently him trying to pick the pedal off the floor from getting stuck… hmm he sounded like he was shifting fine to me…
So after a few typical 13’s, travis’s car broke everyone all like “OMFG NO WAY OMG OMG OMG” so then travs telling everyone that he will blow them for a pair of needle nose plyers because he broke the t-connecter on one of his vacum lines, after all that is doen and trav whipes of the residue on his face he comes through with a 12.77…
not only did he pull a 12.77 he seriously tried to get laid by a chick (omg right) and hits on her ass backwards at sutters, anyone who was there knows what im talking about
it went something like this
Trav: Do I have a chance
girl: No
Trav: Can i buy you a drink
girl:sure
BUT HE RAN A 12.77 and im proud of him
GJ TRAV!!!
Tune in next week for the 11 second… OMG MY CLUTCH IS SLIPPING episode
Gratz on the 12.77 — but when a girl responds with a no you don’t bribe her with a drink, you go to the car for zip ties and duct tape and find her sister.
she never said no… she said " its my birthday"… it was her 25th… it was my 26th exactly 1 week ago… i was playin the game… its ok shes a ho. no harm no foul… and no stds
hahaha j/k travis, but yea that was a good run, i didnt think u were gonna get out of 13’s tonight , but yuo did, good job
oh ya mark and travis big-MAC’in on some ho’s was just great, i feel real bad for mark tho, always getting pushed/choked/punched/busted on for his panties
like someone said earlier, we didnt want to burst his bubble but a ground hog jumped over the wall and tripped the light half a second before travis finished…