http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/hP8G7zH8kf0/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes
Well, stories don’t get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.
The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.
In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on. Sweet merciful crap.
shit, i’m sitting in a chair with a hydraulic lifty thing right now :ohnoes
oh god now thats a high powered dildo
think of the children, we should ban chairs…
omg, I have one like that in my room, yikes!
ill get it good and hot cheap easy castration
rofl we can label them as assualt chairs and limit them to only one “naughty” comfort feature :ahh:ahh
rofl
no barrel shrouds or arm things thats go up
I’ve got some pre-ban chairs for sale in great working order, only been raised and lowered a handful of times. 
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i bet this kid was a lard ass and sat on the chair really hard. thats the only possible way I see this happening… if it’s even true at all