Up for grabs is my 96 honda accord
Asking $1600 obo <------ OR BEST motherfucking OFFER
Engine runs excellent.
Exterior and interior = not soo good.
96 Honda Accord LX
Mileage - 147180
4cyl 2.2 engine nOn vTAK!
5 speed Manual
Features:
Cruise control, power window and door locks, tilt wheel, ac worked last year…Im sure
it still works. 
Exterior:
Exterior of the car is not in good condition. Ive hit the house, the garage, animals etc. several times.
Front bumper has some damage due to front end collision with a DOG… <—STILL ALIVE 
LR door was left open, i backed up and hit the carport…Still works <—Major damage to carport and blacktop. 
Some rust around wheel area.
Halo “?” angeleyes “?” headlights. I accidently hit the oem with hammer.
Interior:
Ok condition… Just dirty ------ IM going to have this kid clean it this weekend.
Left-heater vent by steering wheel broke. <–couldnt get to the scented tablet so i got pissed off and broke it
Pioneer cd player, small amp and old as bazooka in trunk. <—old as fuck but sounds crisp.
Tinted windows. 35% all around
Heater works great <—100% kickz AsS yO!
Engine:
PLugs, wires, cap, rotor, coil, done less than a year ago
Coolant, PS, Fuel system clean done less than a year ago
Aligned right before winter last year
1 1/2 y/o snows all around. Still in excellent cond.
Brakes new all around. Pads, rotors, shoes, drums, hardware, flushed+ lubed > 6months old
Slave and clutch mast. cyl replaced before winter.
Newer gas tank and lines
Oompa LoOMppPa!!!
------Needs LF upper control arm installed. I have it. Just need to install it. 5 minute job
------Check engine came on about 2 months ago for an egr code. I cleaned the thingy
and hasnt been on since. Might still pop up. If so, replace the f’ing EGR
------ Inspection not due for another 5 months. I will inspect it before sale
So yeah… BooooOOOo!!! I’M YOUR DADDY BiieeeeATCHHHHHHHH! <— LOL
Im only selling this car because my wife doesnt want me driving it anymore + need room for my jetskis
I love it. Ive taken this car everywhere. NJ, NYC, PA, OHIO and never had any problems
Its currently registered and insured… Come take it for a test drive!
ANIMAL AND KID FRIENDLY!
I think i covered everything…
Pm me or post if you have any questions
Thanks
JoJo
