go wipe yourself off!
you got cab money?
my father was right!
you got a towel?
is your roommate up?
cuddle? don’t think so!
Ok, OK, I’m leaving!
why are you crying?
Don’t call the cops!
Wo ist mein Käse
Wait, you have both?
“don’t look at me”
:rofl
Ahhh shit, opps sorry.
Crap, she’s home now.
Wait, he wants next.
Its in your hair.
Check Red Tube tomorrow.
dog took your underwear.
do you take checks?
where is the remote?
oh shit, webcam’s on.
This is for you Travis…
“I like your Backne!!”
“I like your double-wide”
its like tic-tac toe
You are 18 right?
you’ve got school tomorrow?
lmfao cracking up over hear !!!
This thread is great !!! ha
:lol:clap not no more 
current gf aint got backne and def aint a land whale.:thumbup
Make me a sandwhich
Does it look infected?
You should get tested
Stop crying, it’s over
What is that smell ?!
(After you flick the lights on):
Son of a bitch!!!
Damn it not again.
Did you gain weight?
Beer goggles, fuck them!
so your 18 Right?
Wheres your sisters room?
Who’s in the window?
go back to bed
We’re related? Fuckin awesome.