Rubber broke… F UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
LOL’ing mad hard at work right now. this thread is great
Did our balls touch? :shifty
Left the webcam on! :lmao
(Hands her a coat hanger)
Your gunna need this.
your mom was better
your sister was better
your (insert relative here) was better
get outta my bed
get off my bed
sleep on the floor
get the fuck off
get the fuck out
haha i just farted
gotta check shift now!
call your sister over
come on out mom!
hide in the closet!
girlfriend just got here
jump out the window!
now its moms turn
you’re on the rag?
My sheets are fucked
Someone murdered last night?
LOTION IN THE BASKET
why hello there clarice
haha silence of the lambs moment…
whered my remote go?
PJB is up next
are you into bestiality?
You are so pregnat
shutup im watching sportscenter
jizzed in your shoes
You got upper decked
your sister swallowed yesterday
Do you take Visa?
My balls are empty!
What was that smell?
You shit on me!
Where’s the bleach?
4 words not three, GTFO