4 Words you say after sex

Rubber broke… F UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

LOL’ing mad hard at work right now. this thread is great

Did our balls touch? :shifty

Left the webcam on! :lmao

(Hands her a coat hanger)

Your gunna need this.

your mom was better
your sister was better

your (insert relative here) was better

get outta my bed

get off my bed

sleep on the floor

get the fuck off

get the fuck out

haha i just farted

gotta check shift now!

call your sister over

come on out mom!

hide in the closet!

girlfriend just got here

jump out the window!

now its moms turn

you’re on the rag?

My sheets are fucked

Someone murdered last night?

LOTION IN THE BASKET

why hello there clarice

haha silence of the lambs moment…

whered my remote go?

PJB is up next

are you into bestiality?

You are so pregnat

shutup im watching sportscenter

jizzed in your shoes

You got upper decked

your sister swallowed yesterday

Do you take Visa?

My balls are empty!

What was that smell?

You shit on me!

Where’s the bleach?

4 words not three, GTFO