My gf says she wants me to express myself in bed. She thinks its weird that I dont want to. This poll is to prove to her that most guys dont vocalize like girls do.
LOL I am so going to fuck with your poll.
where are the options for “you are a faggot OP” and “just because you suck in bed doesn’t mean you have to post about it online”?
I express how i feel about bacon in bed. Very positively.
You gotta have a level of comfort with the girl if you wanna talk.
Theres pretty much nothing you can say to a one night stand in bed thats not gonna sound corny imho.
Thats the trick right there though, because if you do talk, it can really heighten the experience, but if you say one wrong thing, it can totally kill the mood.
Ill finish my input with a Dane Cook quote: “My dick tastes like corn!”
i don’t say shit
Told ya. Thanks walter. :tup:
Haha… I love how this forum is a jacked up cock measuring contest 95% of the time, but then whenever sex comes into question, everyone avoids the topic at hand…
There have been far worse threads than this… Plus, if Newman or Beck had created it, there would be totally different responses.
(FlameON)
Oh mr. buzzkill
Haha… wait, so who’s buzz am I killing this time :bloated:
Fuck yes I’m loud… I talk dirty… I choke them, I Bite, and I LOVE when they are loud… wake up the whole house I LOVE IT
Violent sex is the best :tup:
Pretending like you’re in a filthy gonzo porn is the coolest thing evAArr especially if shes receptive to it
It was a general buzzkill statement. :bloated:
why? because if newman created it he would have been buying a better hooker before he busted, and if beck created it, it would have been an imaginary hooker?
newman: Young wet skanky hooker.
beck: Super expensive ‘Elliot Spitzer’ like hooker.
Op to clarify are we talking like verbalize as in “ohhh ahhhh” or like “fuck you skank bitch ima fuck your ass so hard you filthy slut!” type shit?
Sex would be pretty boring if neither participants made noise. Nothing better than a girl asking you to fuck her harder.
Hell yea… bottom that shit out… and bend your dick on her pelvic bone like you are trying to show a screw driver through a babies temple!
Tell her its hard to talk when there is a ball gaga in your mouth you fag.
only pussies have quiet sex
I mean, wimps