4 Words you say after sex

Why’s your Dad videotaping?

Bitch, gimme dat becky!

AFTER 12 ITS LUNCHTIME!!

hahahaha
:rofl

before sex: “sit on my face!”

Don’t call the police! :rofl

I was actually fisting

Supposed to be blue?

Dammit! Get out Corey.

I usually don’t cry.

Stallmer sold me condoms…

Always wanted a baby.

Pjb taught me how…

My work is done.

Now lick my ass.

You made Barney proud.

BOOM. THAT JUST HAPPENED

You missed a spot.

Beer. Cigar. Lighter. NOW.

Well, enjoy the herpies.

Your not my gf???

Glory hole’s kick ass!!!

Well that was fun.

First time for everything.

Cab is here, BYE.

Ohh look, Futurama’s on.

thank god thats over

woooot!!! +rep(if i can) love it hahaha

your stank is bad

what smells like garbage
my balls your chin
hotdog down a hallway

Your pussy is loose.
Now that was crappy
Wake up, I’m done.
3.5 minutes, personal best!!!

please say we didnt

i was really trying

it was that bad?

OMG you’re a whale!

You tucked that well!

Didnt even know FTL.

you missed a spot

it’s in your hair

combo deal? hold on

who’s next? oh hai

enjoy that man sauce

Shit in my mouth.

You went too far

This is bull SHIT!