500$ for the rest of your life

That answer is too smart for this thread. I think it should be deleted.

:word: It’s like the thread that gave you the option for an exotic sports car or the super hot chick that was posing in front of it. Most said they would take the car and go pickup twenty girls like that.

I’d spend $200 on some real good coke, $150 at the massage parlor “aka rub n tug”, then the rest getting fucked up on boooose.

are you sure you watched it? it was made from FAT.

i lol’d

I miss the days of parody threads… this one gives so many options.

yeah, some stuff

hobos have it, knives get it

i would live like tyler durden

I missed this the first time through… priceless.

coke, hookers, rope and a dollar left over to do said coke and not die “dead broke”

put it in my 401k lmao

:bigclap:

$500 worth of spaghettios and hot dogs.