I’d spend it on Duct Tape.
Cigs and booze and then file for welfare. I’d fit right in with the rest of the moochers in this state.
mmmmmmm Bacon
You can make soap for free with water and some stuff
Didn’t you watch Fight Club?
not in years.
A suit for a job interview.
siq stickers and a wing for my car
A rifle, a fishing pole, and a bunch of weed. If there’s any left over, a trip to carlisle.
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Hunting and fishing equipment and a 1 way ticket to Kauai. This is assuming you don’t have the option for another job or whatever.
Oscar mayer pre-cooked bacon, and a whole bunch of marijuana…seriously.
2000 bouncie balls.
Play 1/2 poker at the casino with it, turn it into 5000, then buy a NICE suit and a decent watch for said interview, and have some cash left over in case this didn’t work…to buy a gun
Weird, why don’t you do this with all your money?
This is the wisest investment in the thread.
$500 worth of essential survival gear and then I would hike into the woods for good.
Coke, hookers, rope.
I’d pay off my bar tab from last night
step 1: acquire $500
step 2: time machine
step 3: …
step 4: profit
2 chicks at once…