500$ for the rest of your life

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if you only had 500$ to spend for the rest of your life what would you spend it on and why?:thankyou:

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getting you banished.

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$500 worth of win $500 a week for the rest of your life lottery tickets.

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A handgun to shoot myself in the face because I would not want to live with only 500 dollars.

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you beat me to it

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such a pessimistic thread

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I’d buy some seeds, flints, knives, bow and arrows, a tarp, rope, brita water pitcher and head to the mountains.

edit- If I had some money left I’d buy a crappy van to live in.

Edit again… actually I have all that stuff so I would just buy the van and load it up with survival shit and head to the mountains…

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CANDY!!!

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in vitro fertilization for a chick so i can knock her up with 8 kids and live off the gov’t

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Hookers and blow

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Obama commemorative plates, ShamWOW!, and OxyClean

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TP… lots and lots of TP.

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You can use ShamWOW! for that, it’s wicked absorbant

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savings account and get a job.

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fuck that. if I have the shits i’m not using a shit covered sham wow.

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I bet you can wash it

Water’s free

I’d rather have a washable ShamWOW! for 80 years than 10 years worth of toilet paper and 70 years of dingleberries.

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yeah but you wont have soap.

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Xbox

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Where do these threads come from?

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Pay off a mod to delete this thread.