A good first date

if you ever nail this broad, Pittspeed has at least a 25% controlling interest in her pussy, as consideration for consulting fees provided. Pittspeed does hereby formally demand that users Darkstar, 1320, Whitey, and BLKP42E, be allowed access to aforementioned pussy on a timely basis, for train-running purposes. If this demand is not met, we will use all manners necessary to recoup said investment.

Sincerely,

Dark Q. Star, Esq.
Pittspeed Legal Council