In a school just outside of Cleveland, a first grade teacher explained to
her class that she is a Browns fan.
She asked her students to raise their hands if they are Browns fans too.
Not really knowing what a Browns fan is, but wanting to be liked by their
teacher, their hands all went up into the air.
However, there is one exception.
A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different
“Because I am not a Browns fan” says Timmy.
The teacher then asks, “What are you ?”
Timmy says “I’m a STEELERS fan.”
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she asks Timmy
why he is a STEELERS fan.
" Well, my mom and dad are STEELERS fans so I’m a STEELER fan too."
The teacher is now angry" That’s no reason" she says loudly. What if your
mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot ?
Timmy smiled and said, “Then I’d be a Browns Fan”.
I was driving down the highway last night… Doing the speed limit to conserve gas. Some asshat flies up on me and starts to tailgate me… Its like 2 in the morning and theres not another car on the road. So I slow down a little in the hopes that he will use the completly empty passing lane to go around. He still stays glued to my bumper. So I jam on the gas to try and get away from the fuck but he stays right with me. So I slow down, he slows down… At this point I’m fucking pissed. I pull over and he pulls over behind me. I jump out of the car and run back to his ready to beat some ass. So I pull him out of the car and say “who the fuck are you motherfucker!!!”
He steps out and immediately says “Sorry, my name’s Kyle Boeller and I cant pass”.
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