A Passionate Defender of the Constitution

LOFUCKINGL

I really needed this right now, thank you.

Seriously people, take off your left wing nut job/right wing nut job hat for 10 seconds and read the first sentence.

Spurred by an administration he believes to be guilty of numerous transgressions, self-described American patriot Kyle Mortensen, 47, is a vehement defender of ideas he seems to think are enshrined in the U.S. Constitution and principles that brave men have fought and died for solely in his head.

If you can’t tell that was obviously written by the onion then you are what’s wrong with this country.

Nooooo don’t ruin it…either 97B18 really is that oblivious or he did the best job of trolling since ‘The front fell off’