A Special Announcement From REDWGN

Shift518 Automotive Shift518 Off Topic
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My wagon ain’t red ya honkeys.

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Here’s the story:

I bought a RED Dodge Magnum R/T around February.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5177/5498500154_4443b0ce69.jpg

Shortly after that I joined Shift518 and made the username “REDWGN” because, well, I had a RED wagon and I’m clever as FUCK.

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/misc%20bb/grand/491388_o.gif

Well a few months later I drove past a detailing shop and saw a BLACK Dodge Magnum SRT8. I noticed it had dealer shit on it so I asked about it, found out the dealer, and traded in my RED magnum R/T for the BLACK SRT8. JUST TO STUNT ON YOU ******

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6116/6359932681_b3b898f0e6.jpg

And that’s the story, all about how, your brains got flipped, turned upside down, by my username.

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Sweet flames.

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They are all red on the inside :ponder

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I h8 u.

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:rofl

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What are the advantages to a black SRT8 as compared to an red R/T?

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The S and the 8

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You trickster

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I have the missing pieces!!

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If you are… SRT8 has a bigger motor, better suspension, better interior, better everything.

:crackup

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I was serious. Im an importfag and know nothing beyond that. :rofl

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ohhh okay :rofl The SRT8 is the stronger, better looking twin of the R/T pretty much lol

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Redwgn, I think you leaving out some parts to the story.

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UGH. :facepalm

The guy that had the car before me thought these were cool I guess. Painted them himself

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:Idiots

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Black car, black rims, black driver…

TRIPLE BLACK!

Cool car for sure, I’d love to have one with about 1500HP under the hood.

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Paint the front end already

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There’s one I know of that broke into the 9’s. S/C + Nitrous

I know I knowwwww. I had to go to Albany Dodge for something, got a quote while I was there. I think its was like $1500

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I would stop by the capital district truck center and get a quote

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I had a similar vehicle once. It was a purple '96 Grand Voyager SE, the SE is like the SRT8, 3.3 liters of untamed FURY. No sweet flames tho.

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They do paint??

Too much power for me, no thank you