rofl. i know you want to bang her adam, i’m seein the undertones!!!
Oh my god how did I miss this
Eh Ill keep her on the side for awhile b/c shes tryin to lose weight, and if Im drunk a few months down the road and she lost 92lbs Ill fuck that shit outta that!

Ryan Eamer-Dulin She called him meathead, lol
12 minutes ago ·
Emanuel Tortorici yea and she trys calling me out saying that i cant come up with anything better than calling her fat. holy shit! hello pot, meet kettle.
:facepalm:
11 minutes ago ·
Melodie Wright Wasn’t calling you fat dipshit, lol
10 minutes ago ·
Melodie Wright MeatHead is not fatttt it’s the dude from Meat Balls… who you remind me of with your little spurts of intelligence.
9 minutes ago ·
Emanuel Tortorici omg u are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dumb!!!
9 minutes ago ·
Ryan Eamer-Dulin I lol’d
9 minutes ago ·
Melodie Wright We’ve established that…
9 minutes ago ·
Ryan Eamer-Dulin OOOOoooOOOoooOOO an attempt at being witty? lolx9000
6 minutes ago ·
Melodie Wright little instigator ppsshhh
4 minutes ago ·
Emanuel Tortorici yea more like BIG instigator.
3 minutes ago ·
Melodie Wright *yawns
3 minutes ago ·
Adam Podbielski Well we’ve reached 100 comments, I think this is a new record lol
2 minutes ago ·
Sean Myers This is a new record. Why was I not informed of the cow tipping?
about a minute ago ·
Emanuel Tortorici Melodie’s coments are really…WEIGHING down this thread.
a few seconds ago ·
Melodie Wright Well, if we added up all the ones Emanuel left we may just have one that’s worth acknowledging.
a few seconds ago ·
Melodie Wright Another jack ass…
HAHAHA BULLSHIT!!
I guarantee that if you were drunk and alone in a room with her as-is and she whipped out her huge floppy tits and started sucking your dick you would sit back and enjoy the ride.
Thats why Im saying. I got in there late :lol
Ehh I doubt it… Ive turned down alot better to be honest, Im wicked picky usually. Maybe a knobber tho lol

Emanuel Tortorici Melodie is really…Hungry to get at me. hahahah
2 minutes ago ·
Emanuel Tortorici shes really…Chomping at the bits to make me feel bad. zing!
2 minutes ago ·
Melodie Wright Yupp, and my fat ass is weighing it down good. So shut up and go choke on some Nutiva.
2 minutes ago ·
Melodie Wright Might be able to add your three friends up Adam to equal ONE MAN.
about a minute ago ·
Emanuel Tortorici well at least u admit ur faults.
about a minute ago ·
Adam Podbielski So can we turn this back to a Melodie swallows thread or what?? lol
about a minute ago ·
Melodie Wright Nope.
a few seconds ago ·
Sean Myers Wait youre the fat ass? I was told of cow tipping adventures
a few seconds ago ·
Adam Podbielski =-(
a few seconds ago ·
Melodie Wright Apparently I do, let’s hear it tough guy…
a few seconds ago ·
Emanuel Tortorici of coarse she swallows, shes a beast son!
a few seconds ago ·
Shes deleting all her comments… BWAHAHAHA. If she only knew…
aaahahhahahahaha, epic post
Lol this is pure win
Did she unfriend you?
…:ninja
Nah she wants it :rofl
holy santa claus shit this is good.
What a fucking heffalump
Youd know ^^ :lol
After shes done deleting her posts, someone should send her a link to this thread. Then wait for the lolz
Yea and youre alot better:haha
Eh, I do what I can :lmao