rofl. i know you want to bang her adam, i’m seein the undertones!!!
Oh my god how did I miss this
Eh Ill keep her on the side for awhile b/c shes tryin to lose weight, and if Im drunk a few months down the road and she lost 92lbs Ill fuck that shit outta that!

Ryan Eamer-Dulin She called him meathead, lol
12 minutes ago ·
 Emanuel Tortorici yea and she trys calling me out saying that i cant come up with anything better than calling her fat. holy shit! hello pot, meet kettle.
 Emanuel Tortorici yea and she trys calling me out saying that i cant come up with anything better than calling her fat. holy shit! hello pot, meet kettle.
:facepalm:
11 minutes ago ·
 Melodie Wright Wasn’t calling you fat dipshit, lol
 Melodie Wright Wasn’t calling you fat dipshit, lol
10 minutes ago ·
 Melodie Wright MeatHead is not fatttt it’s the dude from Meat Balls… who you remind me of with your little spurts of intelligence.
 Melodie Wright MeatHead is not fatttt it’s the dude from Meat Balls… who you remind me of with your little spurts of intelligence.
9 minutes ago ·
 Emanuel Tortorici omg u are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dumb!!!
 Emanuel Tortorici omg u are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dumb!!!
9 minutes ago ·
 Ryan Eamer-Dulin I lol’d
 Ryan Eamer-Dulin I lol’d
9 minutes ago ·
 Melodie Wright We’ve established that…
 Melodie Wright We’ve established that…
9 minutes ago ·
 Ryan Eamer-Dulin OOOOoooOOOoooOOO an attempt at being witty? lolx9000
 Ryan Eamer-Dulin OOOOoooOOOoooOOO an attempt at being witty? lolx9000
6 minutes ago ·
 Melodie Wright little instigator ppsshhh
 Melodie Wright little instigator ppsshhh
4 minutes ago ·
 Emanuel Tortorici yea more like BIG instigator.
 Emanuel Tortorici yea more like BIG instigator.
3 minutes ago ·
 Melodie Wright *yawns
 Melodie Wright *yawns
3 minutes ago ·
 Adam Podbielski Well we’ve reached 100 comments, I think this is a new record lol
 Adam Podbielski Well we’ve reached 100 comments, I think this is a new record lol
2 minutes ago ·
 Sean Myers This is a new record. Why was I not informed of the cow tipping?
 Sean Myers This is a new record. Why was I not informed of the cow tipping?
about a minute ago ·
 Emanuel Tortorici Melodie’s coments are really…WEIGHING down this thread.
 Emanuel Tortorici Melodie’s coments are really…WEIGHING down this thread.
a few seconds ago ·
 Melodie Wright Well, if we added up all the ones Emanuel left we may just have one that’s worth acknowledging.
 Melodie Wright Well, if we added up all the ones Emanuel left we may just have one that’s worth acknowledging.
a few seconds ago ·
 Melodie Wright Another jack ass…
 Melodie Wright Another jack ass…
HAHAHA BULLSHIT!!
I guarantee that if you were drunk and alone in a room with her as-is and she whipped out her huge floppy tits and started sucking your dick you would sit back and enjoy the ride.
Thats why Im saying. I got in there late :lol
Ehh I doubt it… Ive turned down alot better to be honest, Im wicked picky usually. Maybe a knobber tho lol

Emanuel Tortorici Melodie is really…Hungry to get at me. hahahah
2 minutes ago ·
 Emanuel Tortorici shes really…Chomping at the bits to make me feel bad. zing!
 Emanuel Tortorici shes really…Chomping at the bits to make me feel bad. zing!
2 minutes ago ·
 Melodie Wright Yupp, and my fat ass is weighing it down good. So shut up and go choke on some Nutiva.
 Melodie Wright Yupp, and my fat ass is weighing it down good. So shut up and go choke on some Nutiva.
2 minutes ago ·
 Melodie Wright Might be able to add your three friends up Adam to equal ONE MAN.
 Melodie Wright Might be able to add your three friends up Adam to equal ONE MAN.
about a minute ago ·
 Emanuel Tortorici well at least u admit ur faults.
 Emanuel Tortorici well at least u admit ur faults.
about a minute ago ·
 Adam Podbielski So can we turn this back to a Melodie swallows thread or what?? lol
 Adam Podbielski So can we turn this back to a Melodie swallows thread or what?? lol
about a minute ago ·
 Melodie Wright Nope.
 Melodie Wright Nope.
a few seconds ago ·
 Sean Myers Wait youre the fat ass? I was told of cow tipping adventures
 Sean Myers Wait youre the fat ass? I was told of cow tipping adventures
a few seconds ago ·
 Adam Podbielski =-(
 Adam Podbielski =-(
a few seconds ago ·
 Melodie Wright Apparently I do, let’s hear it tough guy…
 Melodie Wright Apparently I do, let’s hear it tough guy…
a few seconds ago ·
 Emanuel Tortorici of coarse she swallows, shes a beast son!
 Emanuel Tortorici of coarse she swallows, shes a beast son!
a few seconds ago ·
Shes deleting all her comments… BWAHAHAHA. If she only knew…
aaahahhahahahaha, epic post
Lol this is pure win
Did she unfriend you?
…:ninja
Nah she wants it :rofl
holy santa claus shit this is good.
What a fucking heffalump
Youd know ^^ :lol
After shes done deleting her posts, someone should send her a link to this thread. Then wait for the lolz
Yea and youre alot better:haha
Eh, I do what I can :lmao