So today I told my friend that her hair was extra greasy.
She told me that yesterday she purchased some afro sheen. So I said where can I get me some of this hot stuff.
In her purse of course. So I went into the bathroom and applied the Black 'n Sassy potion. I applied too much. No problem, you can just wipe off the excess with a paper towel until the sheen that you desire is achieved.
Here it is:
Quite amazing stuff. I always wondered what it felt like to have greasy hair.
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I am currently watching The origional star trek on tv for lack of anything better to do.
Captain Kirk is trying to blow up the Gorn with homemade gun powder packed into a bamboo tube wrapped in rope loaded with diamonds.
FTMFW
Uhm.
Captain Kirk tried afro sheening his pubes?
gross.
Im glad this a fucking car forum and you constantly post all this lame shit.
if people wonder why people have brain aneurysm its because of threads like this
Just let your soul glow… 
doesn’t that shit smell like skittles or something…?
if it wasn’t for my horse I wouldn’t have made it through my first year of college
I love that bit. lol
and i think it was “If it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.” 
horse as in gidy up lets go and college a degree granting institution
lewis black is funny as hell
starbucks across from a starbucks…the end of the universe
JUST LET YOUR SOOOUUUUULLLLL-GlOOOOO! OH YEAH BABY!
My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes… They don’t give you a cup of coffee, they give you a hoddle of coffee, coffee for 15 people.
I put in the milk, the sugar and I drink the whole thing and then I go, “gimme some goddamn pancakes!!”
Lewis Black - Red, White and Screwed is fucking histerical!!
