and chewing tobacco.
cattleman’s BBQ sauce.
shitting in nature.
class 3 trailers.
Oil under fingernails
Jeans w/hole in crotch
No womens pants
No tiny red pretty sports cars
No bullet belts
No names like Newman
haha, i’m definitely not manly, but i do have:
going to the gym
-when obviously at fault
-no matter how severe
-josh parr (unrelated to the previous 4)
Eating 5 Zorba’s texas hotts
Being the banana in Howie’s avatar
- harry balls
- not washing balls
- demanding oral pleasure from the wife even though they have harry, unwashed balls
- lack of reciprocity
- i aint lickin that shit bitch!
Justin's s14 240Sx (94 sentra_xe)
- not getting away with it
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL at bing.
- bar fights
- stories about old bar fights
- acting mad hard and trying to start bar fights
- getting beat up in a bar fight
- scars from bar fights
- buying sick cars on a credit card
- ripping said car apart just cause it’d be wicked
- not finishing the reason you took it apart, hacking it back together and driving it anyways
- not caring that the thing is hacked apart
- HOLY FUCK A LOTUS! runs after it
platonic ass slaps
hollerin’ and hootin’
- against homosexuality
- against abortion
- against freedom of information
- against unbiased electoral processes
- bitches ain’t shit