All that is MAN!

  • hating police officers but envying their authority and power structure
  • hating prostitutes but always secretly wanting to fuck the shit out of them
  • hating how expensive good prostitues are
  • costume stores
  • dressing up like a police officer and busting prostitutes only to solicit free sex from them because the only alternative is jail.

^^^ this actually happened in TO 2 years ago… dude is a hero