All that is MAN!

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:lol:

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CANBERRA - A fisherman fueled by vodka caught a 4-foot shark and wrestled it onto a jetty on Australia’s south coast, suffering only small tear marks in his trousers, media reports said on Friday.

Phillip Kerkhof, 41, caught the bronze whaler shark by hand on Monday after he spotted it chasing squid lures near the jetty at the tiny seaside town of Louth Bay in the South Australia state.

“I just snuck up behind him and eventually I went for the big grab and I fluked it and got him,” Kerkhof told Australian Broadcasting Corp.

The area near Louth Bay, around the southern tip of South Australia’s Eyre Peninsula, is well known for sharks, and live shark action for the 1975 movie Jaws was filmed nearby.

Kerkhof, who said he had “a fair few vodkas” before he went fishing, said he only realized the danger of his actions the following day.

“It’s not something I’d recommend to do,” he said. “When I sobered up I thought about it and I said, ’I’m a bit of an idiot doing it’.”

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HOOTERS

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old greg

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  • fuzzy little man peach
  • bailey’s…mmm cremey… cremey beige
  • scaley man fish
  • love games
  • mangina
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  • wet dreams
  • going commando
  • making the wife go commando
  • shaking more than twice is still not playing with it
  • no matter what the hell you do that last drip stays inside your dick no matter how hard you shake just until you tuck it back in… then it drips down your leg… in fact, apparently you were’nt even finished peeing at all.
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  • communism
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http://www.curbsite.com/archive/roadtrips/portland/v8chainsaw.jpg

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http://img.alibaba.com/photo/50188259/Sex_Toy___Vibrating_Cock_Rings.jpg

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  1. hair on your chest
  2. hair in your ears & nose
  3. hair on your back
  4. hair on your ass
  5. loosing the hair you want

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i guess im all that is man then, everything up there is so true. ask 2slow2gofast.

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  • Carborators.
  • Not reading entire threads.
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old greg

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What the hell is that from.I havent seen anything that funny in quite some time

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old greg

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creepy…something about that reminded me of salad fingers. :eyebrow:

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[quote=“Dex,post:213,topic:9558"”]

salad fingers. :eyebrow:

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Red water FTL, I’m creeped just by the thought of it.

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CHUCK NORRIS

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  • SSPPPPPPAAAAAAARRRTTTAAAAAAAAA
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  • calling your doctor a fucking retard.
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Not showing any recognition to your broad when she looks at you for approval after seeing a funny commercial on tv for the first time that you’ve seen hundreds of times before.

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Not showing any recognition to your broad when she looks at you for approval after seeing a funny commercial on tv for the first time that you’ve seen hundreds of times before.

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:headbang:

GOD I FUCKING LOVE THAT SHIT!!!lc

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Not showing any recognition to your broad when she looks at you for approval after seeing a funny commercial on tv for the first time that you’ve seen hundreds of times before.

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LOL… i do this all the time…