repost faggot.
^:lol: I had to look twiceâŚ
This chick belongs here:
a real man would have ate the raccoon after he choked it, get this weak shit outta here :tdown:
Duct tape, 44 mag, 57 Chebby, sledge hammer & horse shoes.
Unicorns
Velvet
The word âcolourâ
Tatts
Toy Story
67 camaro
GRAVY
Axe
Mudding
Zepplin
- making fun of people on the internet
- getting offended by things people say to you on the internet
- getting super pissed about it and repsonding with some pretty hurtful shit over the internet
- threatening to hurt people over the internet
- getting the shit kicked out of you for stuff you said over the internet
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busting out your dick and doing a helicopter with it in a jail cell
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running from the police when they catch you in a speed trap pretty much just because youâve always wanted to run from the police and not because you are afraid of gettting a speeding ticket.
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Driving someone around in your car who isnât into cars at all and when they comment on how obnoxious the car is you say: âyeah⌠hahha, but you know what? this is the fastest car you have ever been in.â Then proving it by maxxing out 3rd gear and laughing your ass off.
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Getting into a really basic debate at a gathering / party where someone you know doesnt know shit calls your car slow. Then you bet them $50 that not only would you smoke their off-the-lot shit lease-mobile, but that instead of making them race you you will simply take them for a ride. The bet is that they will decline to race you afterwards, because having never actually been in a really fast car kind of puts you at a disadvantage when talking shit about cars that are actually fast.
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trying to figure out if you should beat-off to this awesome porno you just came across or save yourself for this evening because youâre going to a party with your chick and chances are youâre gonna sex her⌠then beating off anyways and then figuring a way to avoid having sex later so that you dont have to tell her: âno thanks, i came into the wastebasket in the living room this afternoon alreadyâ
yeah i think we should change the name of this thread to âcoolest shit you have doneâ
cause i just did one of those like 20 minutes ago, and two others i did a while back and the other two i promise i will do⌠i just havent had the chance yetâŚ
tuckin your weiner back and dancing in front of the mirror.
doing the penis windmill in the shower
slapping your GF with your dick
peein on her leg in the shower then when she turns around angle up and increase pressure
the glutton challenge
-a hatchet
-catching fish bare handed
-wrestling a bear with out a shirt on
-a 9 inch seraded blade knife
-fighting chris hansen
-picking up little kids on the internet
-fighting chris hansen again on your second offense
- fishing off your pontiac firebird formula
- not using condoms
- not using condoms
- not using condoms
- coming in her anyways cause itâs wicked
- imma be a daddy
-not using a condom when having sex with bing
If I start at lunch it takes me until 5. If weâre talking about the same thing.
burrito bay?
:word:
Granted, I get them loaded with rice & extra hot and everything, but itâs not a lunch itâs a project.
this thread got super rad on this page :tup:
keep it up 