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Iâd like to take a moment to rant on a few things that are relevant to this thread. most comments targeted towards women however im am sure alot applies to people on here.
firstâŚ
what the fuck is the point of women who dont want children? Am i alone when i suggest that the physical ability to bare children implies an obligation to do so?
them - âbut i want a careerâ
me - âSTFU, the glass ceiling exists for reasons other than the fact that, by and large, women are complete fucking idiots. In fact, iâm surprised women ever even figured out that the glass ceiling existed.â
them - âi want to make use of my education and contribute financially.â
me - "Wrong, women are better of having children earlier rather than waiting and her is why. The glass ceiling is not simply an âold boys clubâ mechanism. It is a sociological response to womenâs societal obligation to bare children. Women in their mid - late 20âs and early 30âs will have difficulty being promoted regardless of intellect because management will defend against giving raise, promotion and greater accountability to a women who is in prime child bearing years because she SHOULD be making babies. However, if a women makes babies, and lots of them because having 2 kids or less is fucking stupid, and send the kids off to school + re-enters work force at say 35 she has completed her obligation and can be taken seriously when she says: âiâm done with babiesâ, as compared to: âiâm not ready for babies yetâ
them - âthatâs not fairâ
me - âFuck fair. And why are we eating take-out when we spent $10k on a goddamn kitchen? why dont we board it up and put up pictures of pretty cupboards and appliances on the new walls. Same fucking thing. Then we can extract the kitchen from the home and lower our taxible square footage.â
them - âraising a baby is hard, i need helpâ
me - "basically every single women in the history of earth has borne and raised at least one child, therefore it cannot be that hard. Many women have raised several children at the same time so let me know how hard it is when youâre faced with that⌠oh, and they didnt have micro-waves, TV, cell phones, day care, SUVâs, cold butter, nursing bras, disposable diapers, or a home with a concrete foundation.
Moreover, how many women have a university education? alot fewer than those who have babies⌠so which is harder? how about running their own businesses? fewer than the university thing, get the point? i could go on⌠shut up"
them - âwhy do you not respond when i say something, i just wanna talkâ
me - âi dont want to argue, and what the hell else am i supposed to say when you are talking about the most retarded bullshit i have ever heard in my life. Christ, stick two women in a room together and i can only imagine the wonderous idiocy that spews forth. Seriously, my only available response is âyou are a fucking moronâ. Would you like to have a conversation about that? No? good, so donât get mad when i dont repsond to you, itâs for your own benefit. Thank god i find you attractive, itâs basically the only thing you have going for you at the momentâ
them - âin 30 - 33, time to think about getting married and starting a familyâ
me - âToo late bitch. Miscarriage rates increase dramatically after 30 years of age. Itâs also harder to conceive. I have 4-6 different colleagues or family members who, at that age, were trying to years at a time, resorted to fertility drugs in some case, and many still have not been able to conceive. More importantly, even if you did want a larger family you now cannot have it. Yes itâs possible to bare children in your 40âs but considering your previous career aspirations and the resulting life-style choices you will find it nigh on impossible to make said compromises for the next decade while you catch up.â
them - âbut i wasnât readyâ
me - "fuck ready, what is with people needing to be âreadyâ to make necessary and important decisions. The reason why you dont have the job you want or the home or education you want is entirely your own fault and has nothing to do with being ready. Try harder.
Do you want to know how to prepare yourself to have a baby? have a fucking baby, that will get you ready. Wanna know how to prepare yourself for marriage? be a fucking adult. Donât think you can afford a baby and a home to keep it in⌠two things, first off, thatâs your own fault for not making enough money or spending too much of it. secondly, crash course in budgeting⌠just fucking do it and make it work you goddamn faggot.
let me introduce an interesting term for you: Gold Collar. look it up, itâs your own fault and you are the only one that can do anything about it. more importantly though is that you deserve the hardships so watch me feel really bad for you."
them - âEquality, i expect to be an equal partnerâ
me - "Fuck this equality bullshit. What are you a fucking communist? Consider this relationship in an industrial setting and every person has a differnet job. Itâs the concept of specialization, you do what you are best suited to and while i may be developing bitch-tits they still dont give off milk. this goes right back to my first point, the ability to bare a child implies the obligation to do so.
The erosion of traditional gender roles coincides quite nicely with the increase in the divorce rate, now over 50%, and the subequent increase in teenage suicide. maybe itâs not related, maybe children from happy homes kill themselves just as freuqently as those from shitty homes.
But hey, maybe the car we drive is a better reflection of our lifeâs achievement than the actions of our children. therefore, lets keep you working so we can afford to lease nicer cars, not have children until we are financially âreadyâ. Then when we realize that competitive and conspicuous consumption are mutally exclusive from this concept of being âfinancially readyâ weâll just have to tough it up and settle for a 1-2 child family and never ending debt."
/end rant but it will continue.
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WOW @ bing LMAO!! That was the most hilarious thing iâve read all freakin morning! :tup:
nice bing!
omg bing LOL
Fantastic and completely on point Bing
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Bing just trumped this thread
Proof.
BING > *
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after reading your rant, i find it hard to believe you have a wife.
p.s. awesome