All that is MAN!

The angry dragon
The Compton gangbang
The dirty Sanchez
The flaming Amazon
The jelly donut

:wtf: Have I really read “Coors” and “Tofu” in an all that is man thread?

1.) Fighting for what’s right.
2.) Knowing how to fix absolutely anything.
3.) Confidence, no matter what.
4.) Big rare juicy steaks.
5.) Guiness.

not emo
girl pants
blown EJ25
secret undying love for VW

edit: nvm, I read “All that is newMAN”

And now I have a country song stuck in my head. I believe it’s Trace Atkins.

“Cold beer, hot wings, wranglers, skol ring, get-just-what-you-see… Gun rack, ball cap, don’t take no crap, aint a pretty boy toy, I’ll rock you steady, rough and ready”

Beer
Grill
Meat
More Beer
BBQ Sause

belching
.45 cal
coveralls
blitzes
hemiheads

brokeback
leather suit
marcella’s
crisco
ymca

40’s
Angus Beef
Torture
Buckshots
Jack Bauer

any pork product
lifted american made truck
beer
4 wheel drive
hunting

violence
bodily noises
alcohol
steak
turbos

newman…u forgot t-bone steak and hamburgers.

7+ litres of carburated fury
two speed automatics
transbrake
line lock
2gallons per mile

A1 steak sauce
Grilling
H1
big screen tv’s
playboy magazine

fixing things that arent broken
trying to fix things you know nothing about
not asking for directions
steak and bj day
using food names to describe body parts

sex
sweat
cars
meat
whiskey

Midgets
Boobs bigger than my head
V-8s HAR HAR
Beards
Beer Muscles

Working.
Drinking.
Smoking.
Fucking.
Sleeping.

In that order.

tq’ing lug nuts with your fingers
yelling at various honda motors untill they turbo themselves
not giving a fuck
driving a silver beamer
being retired from tuning hondas

Christmas Shopping Christmas Eve
Having 2 moods: Indifferent & Pissed

TODAY: STEAK AND BJ DAY.FTW