Here’s what we’ve learned so far.
A. Rather than ask stupid questions, read.
B. Not everything someone tells you about his RX7 is true, and it’s probably a piece of shit
C. Third gen eclipses aren’t fast, cool, or worth money
D. Don’t threaten 14 year olds who could beat your ass
E. If you suck dick, you’re probably gay
F. The only person making $15 an hour at Red Lobster is the CEO