ugh
i hurt
i sharted yesterday
and i drank 10 yards on saturday, which is the equivilent of 25 beers
yes. and i got home 2 hours ago… 530 is far to far away at the moment.
Friday night - 4 Sky citrus on the rocks, 4 shots of crown royal, one amstel
Saturday night - 5 sky citrus on the rocks, 4 shots of tequila, 2 shots of crown, 2 amstels
Sunday night - 10 coors light (which = 1 beer), 6 amstels, 2 Crown on the rocks, 1 Johnny Walker Black on the rocks, 1 Johnny Walker Blue shot, 1 Chivas Regal on the Rocks (this fucking drink was HUGE)
Monday - 2 Amstels
I just need sleep…
Zwarbyt…that mug I was drinking out of contained 2 yards worth of beer…When I got up to leave the camp fire I fell directly on my face…think I broke my pinky, it’s crooked.
and my ass is raw??!?!?!?!
-Cheater-
sorry about your ass, at least you didnt get it like i gave it to newman, see “bear” post
i hate when i eat stuffed peppers and forget about it.
then i get reminded the next morning (5 min ago) while reading the new grassroots motorsports.
lol yeah they just have a way of reminding you
thursday night i couldnt stand up, friday night wasnt much different, saturday i dont remember, sunday and last night i didnt even sleep.
ahh they are finally gone 
but tim still tired as fuck…
i wish i could remember