Anyone ever break their jaw??

Fucked my shit up last night. This soft food/ liquid diet is for the birds.

I needs me a steak!

I got a pretty nice list of what I can eat, but if anyone has any ideas, I’m all ears! It’s gonna be a rough couple weeks.

Get out your blender.

Oh no! what’d you do!?!?!

Motherlicker got loud, had to dude-bro him in the face.

Took a slap shot to the side of the face from about 15 feet away at skate and shoot. My jaw was dislocated for about a minute. Suffice to say, I won’t be playing hockey anytime soon.

don’t need a jaw to play hockey.
man up.

Don’t wear a full cage helmet?

That should change…

No full cage. That is going to change. I’ve had too many trips to the ER because of hockey injuries that could of been prevented by wearing a cage. Enough is enough.

And your right, you don’t need a jaw to play hockey but it hurts enough as it is, I can’t imagine getting hit again even with a cage on, so I will take a break for a little while until I’m healed and can eat solid food again.

And yawning and sneezing sucks bad fwiw!

Fuck, hope you recover quickly. At least beer is liquid.

Broke mine and had it surgically repaired, was wired shut for 9 weeks. Gatorade, Milkshakes and boost/ensure lost 40 pounds.

OMG I’m so sorry to hear this. Your luck has to change soon man!