+1
When I had my cop car, all it had was a search light and some push bars and I’d get shit constantly from cops asking me if I was trying to impersonate an officer. Maybe Jesus protects them from The Man?
i didn’t know jesus fixed cars
Yeah i thought he just stole the rims off of them. Maybe thats what the profits were for.
I’m completely lost.
maybe a 911 priest for if someone is dieing, you can call them and they will rush to your house to give a blessing before you pass away? either way the thing needs to flip over. lol at everything on this truck. “to server and bless” “save a live, jesus patrol, save a soul” lol really.
distressed person: “hi yes 911, i need an immediate blessing”
911 operator: “what seems to be the problem”
person: “well my friend just fell 3 stories and is fighting for his life”
operator: “dont you think we should send an ambulance”
person: “what part of immediate blessing didnt you understand, send jesus patrol, i dont need no ambulance. the touch of god will bring this man back to full health.”