anyone know someone in california??

call 1-800-PICK-UPS and press 0 to talk to an operator and they can schedule a pickup time for you out there.
HOLY SHIT ZOMG NO FREAKING WAY A SHIPPING COMPANY WOULD DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE THAT!!

ARE YOU ALSO SAYING THAT A SHIPPING STORE WOULD EVEN PACK IT FOR THE SELLAR IF HE JUST DROVE IT THERE??? NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!

/obvious