Im drafting a proof to send to the leader of this fag movement. Tell me what you think.
Dearest MYL president,
Why must you continue to add to the degredation of the import scene by making slow, ugly, bottom of the barrel piece of shit commuter shitboxes into what you call “racecars”? I mean, I understand that you are probably poor, and obviously have an identity crisis (not only are you white, you are not Tyrese from the Fast and the Furious). However, this is no excuse to sink the nickels your mom earns turning tricks in the alley behind your shanty into making stupid ugly cars even stupider and uglier. The fact that you have banded together with other scum and actually made a car club so you can have organized gayness is even more hilarious. Not nearly as hilarious as the fact that you actually think your cars good, are fast, and people think they are cool. Just about every car in your pathetic club would get smoked by a
minivan. You are fucking posers and you really should kill yourselves. Perhaps you could all line up and run into each other head on, that way you and your gay ass cars would be wiped off the face of the earth in one blissful collision.
I love that smily…LOL