What an interesting trip to Target that was. Wife and I are strolling through the parking lot pushing little Jillian in her stroller when we hear running, and someone yell, “Stop running, we’ve got a dog coming”. We look up and there’s some out of shape white trash looking guy in a tank top running out of Wegmans, with a uniformed APD cop and what I’m assuming was a wegmans store cop right behind him. He cuts into the Target parking lot, clearly running out of breath, but so is the cop and the renta-cop. Just then some guy goes sprinting across the lot diagonally to cut the guy off. Honestly, probably one of the fastest 500 yard sprints I’ve seen outside of professional track. I looked at Jen and said, “oh, he’s fucked now”. Sure enough they all collide behind a van in the back of the parking lot.
I couldn’t see exactly what happened to tank top man, but as Chris Rock said, “If the cops have to chase you, they’re bringing an ass whooping with them”. Sure enough when we left the ambulance was parked next to the APD car over by Wegmans. Probably digging asphalt out of the guys forehead.
I just wish they actually would have had the dog ready. As a German Shepherd owner there’s nothing cooler than seeing a trained police dog close a 500 yard gap on a suspect in about 5 seconds and hit him like a small car.
Oh, this was the Wegmans on Transit near Maple. If any of you have an APD buddy I’d love to know the story behind this, but I’m assuming it’s just something lame like shopping lifting or purse snatching.
Cliffs: Suck it. If you don’t want to read it don’t.
That story totally should have ended with you punting him 15 feet in the air by wagging the ass end of the goat at him all the while with Enter Sandman cranked.
But I guess some random dude flying out of nowhere is pretty cool too. :gotme:
That story totally should have ended with you punting him 15 feet in the air by wagging the ass end of the goat at him all the while with Enter Sandman cranked.
But I guess some random dude flying out of nowhere is pretty cool too. :gotme:
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Its 'Down With the Sickness"! You should know this by now James!
Well, we had the Expedition so no chance of doing a drifto punt. Auto 4WD FTL.
And I don’t have any Metallica CD’s anyway. Though I’m pretty sure I do have a couple Disturbed songs on various mixed CD’s in my car. I don’t remember burning them though, they just mysteriously appeared right after I got an LS2.
