April Fools 2015

Don’t believe anything you read on the internet.

Only one I have seen so far is Google’s home page.

Everything is backwards.
http://com.google

Retro homepage teaser

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https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/11022589_817301715006572_2461286061360747963_o.jpg

ASCII Camera is cool.

One of my friends was a little late to work today because last night his roommate coated all the soap with nail polish.

Created new hire tickets today for the Systems team. Need ASAP. First initial, last name format please.

Barbra Igfoot
Frank Ucks
Brittney Itch
Patty Orn
Amy Shole
Dave Ickerson
Nancy Ude

In the first hour of be being awake today I was rick rolled 4 times. Four. Fucking. Times.

I am kind of shocked that video only has 111 million views with all the rick rolling.

Awesome.

I fired an employee and he thinks I was joking since its April Fools and wont go home., at least I am getting a free day of work outta him.

I just realized I posted this in Autos.

APRIL FOOLS BITCHES!

best day ever lol

GM Makes Surprise Announcement – 240 mpg Chevy Amphibian

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I’m honestly not sure if this is real or not: http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2015/03/ny-la-26-hours-28-minutes-gt-r-powered-dual-control-infiniti-q50/

APR released a turbo delete kit that seems like a pretty good deal.

The APR Turbo Delete System completely transforms the EA888 Gen 3 2.0T and takes performance to a whole new level of naturally aspirated perfection. Gone are the days of turbo lag as response is literally instant! Upon smashing the go pedal, expect an instant application of torque without the necessity of spinning the turbo over 150,000 RPM.http://www.goapr.com/includes/img/products/turbo_delete.jpgAnother key benefit of the APR Turbo Delete System comes in the form of constant wide-open throttle operation, or CWOTO. Due to the dramatic reduction in power, the driver can track the vehicle without ever lifting off the throttle the entire session. This leaves the driver to hone his or her steering skills without the need to worry about fumbling with clumsy and archaic manual brake and throttle pedals.Key Points:

  • Replaces the factory IHI turbocharger.
  • CNC machined billet Inconel 625 construction.
  • Weight reduction.
  • Increased reliability.
  • 190 HP and 175 FT-LBS of torque under the factory Golf R.
  • No turbo lag.
  • Exotic 4 cylinder naturally aspirated growl.
  • Includes APR’s world renowned 87 octane ECU Upgrade.

http://www.goapr.com/products/turbo_delete.html