twat? I cunt understand you
wat?
Note I call my own car “Matchbox” hence my sig :picard:
I like little cars :shrug: and I’d love a mini cooper as a dd, they drive sooo tightly
You could dream about any car and it’s a Mini? Ouch.
It’s like having a wet dream and the girl involved is like a ~6, you wake up and at first you are upset and the more you think about the more you realize how shitty the dream was.
oooga booga
i had a dream that there were zombies and my gf and i were safe but she saw a dog outside of the baracade and she wanted me to save it and she somehow talked me into it and as soon as i opened the door the zombies started eating me and she just sat there and screamed while the zombies ate my guts
No pun intended, no one offended
You just bet’ not leave yo’ girlfriend unattended
I holla at her, holla but don’t scream
I ask her “Why sleep if we don’t dream?
So let’s stay awake, besides, dreams are fake”
She say “Ooh you deep?” I ask “How deep can you take?”
Hehe, my loveboat in ya lake
Baby can I stick my lovenote in ya gate
Hehe, read and weep
Sincerely fuckin’ yours, Weezy F B