ATTN: 300 guys.

Do you have a leather harness i can have?

I just need the ass plug (or even the shit plug i think)

Let me know.

ATTN: 300 FRIES (WAYY TOO MANY BIKERS AND WAYY TOO MUCH SARCASM)
ATTN: 300 THIGHS (CHAFING INEVITABLE)
ATTN: 300 (THIS IS SPARTA)

http://users.adelphia.net/~cdabable/barton.jpg

THIS IS BARTON!!!