Attn: Crusier Bike Owners (rant)

you are gay. this is no arguement, this is not a call out it’s a statement of fact and after following about 20 of you down rt31 yesterday i feel more strongly about this topic than ever.

the average income of a harley owner is about 75k depending on who you google. you are not lorenzo llamas the renegade, you are an accountant, an insurance salesman, or a middle manager at verizon. you are not bad ass, more likely you have ass problems and regularly purchse preperation H cooling pads.

i like fatboys and if you’ve been a biker for years then you’re more likely to agree with me than get angry. but this weekend i’ve seen more fags on bikes than hogweek at fire island.

bikes do not need trunks nor antennas, no stuffed animals. wearing black shoes with ankle high white socks is hardly peter fonda. you suck

do not do the stupid downward wave, especially if your wife sitting bitch is waving away like an 8 year old riding a roller coaster. you are annoying and stupid looking. this wave is not some secret code that only you know about, and most of the time when a normal biker passes you they ignore your seizure like spasms of ‘acknowledge my coolness i own a honda!’ you suck

my neighbor is one of these guys. he reminds me of hank hill. so white bread yet acts hard. they have two little yappy expensive dogs… they’ve named one harley. GAY!!! i hope my dog mauls one of their dogs one day (not true).

so if you do ride, just ride for riding. don’t be a bitch :blanyer:

lolololololol so true of those cruiser owners

ur black:kekegay:

What he said, plus:

Put some mufflers on your fucking bikes you douchebags! It doesn’t make you safer, it makes you more annoying and tempts me to sit in my front window with a BB gun to shoot your sorry asses with when you go by at full throttle in 2nd gear.

:rofl:

lame.

sport bikers are the same

Yeah, I definitely agree: A lot of upper middle class, white collar…“dorks” ride Harley’s these days. The image has certainly been watered down.

BUT, on the other hand, there still are some real hardcore, hardass biker dudes out there. I went up to Conneaut Lake over the weekend to visit some family, and while there, checked out their giant memorial day car show. My dad and I decided to grab a beer at the bar in the park. As always, the big bar at the park was filled with hardcore biker types with at least as many chromed out Harley’s in the bar and park’s lot as there were cars in the show. These dudes didn’t seem like yuppies either.

Dunno, don’t own a bike or ride, just my observations.

there a problem with being an accountant?

I own a Harley, and here’s my addition to your rant:

Yes, I own a Harley. Do I own complete Harley-Davidson apparel? No. I feel no need to have a Harley dog leash, Harley hat, Harley pens on my desk, Harley boots, Harley jacket, tons upon tons of Harley T-shirts.

I don’t want to ride in a gigantic group with you. Most of you can’t ride to save your lives. Following you is annoying when you are constantly slowing down to look at the scenery or do your stupid wave. Do NOT hit your brake to turn off your cruise control. I think you’re hitting your brakes because of something in front of you.

Another thing…I live in Johnstown. We have Thunder in the Valley every year. It’s the perfect mix of bikers and weekend warriors. Downtown during the day is filled with dentists and their wives on their fully chromed, screamin eagle Ultra Classic. Go to the parties at Greenhouse Park and other parks where the real bikers are camping in tents that they hauled on their backs from Ohio, Maryland, and Virginia. Then you realize what it means to ride. Nicest group of guys ever. Last year hung out with some guy from Ohio who was a member of some biker gang who cooked me a hamburger, gave me a beer, and talked to about punk rock back in the day.

And this is from a Harley owner…

if you drive this then YES :kekegay:

http://www.evanscooling.com/gallery/GW_95SE_RP_6.jpg

Lets all go buy sports bikes then we’ll be cool YA!

i ride harleys too.

i hate the sterotype now. i do not ride on sundays because that is when everyone else does. Ridden year round where if it is below 65 degrees most people won’t ride. i always like bike night. best one is when my brother and i were riding our bikes in a feild through creeks and went to bike night with grass and mud hanging off his bike:rofl:

I hate how people have bikes just to show the off in the garage or ride them somewhere to just show them off. Here’s an idea for some people (sport and cruisers)…how about riding them? Most just take the bike to local meeting spot, sit on them and talk about the whopping 20 mile loop they just did, then take them home and keep them in the garage until next Friday night. At least that’s how it is around here with most of the people I know.

Damn…I could ride a 1976 Honda CB360 (own one) and have a blast just because I’d be riding.

Or riding in 8" of mud at the campground in Daytona, where it rained for 7 out of 9 days? :bowrofl:

those make kickass choppers, should hardtail that thing
that is hard core

wait till you see this triumph when i am done

HAHA. THis thread is funny. I had a biker punch my car before because he said I tried to run him and his family over in my car. Anyway, I rode for 2 years; year round. As long as there wasnt snow and it wasnt lower than 35 degrees, I rode.

Whats wrong with the downward wave thing? I thought it was just a nice gesture. Did anyone hear about the group of three bikers on Baum Blvd that got pulled over last Wednesday night? Nice bikes.

i copied/pasted and sent to a buddy outta town who rides… he added

“Harley-Davidson… Offering yesterday’s technology at
tomorrows prices!”
:rofl:

:rofl:

^^^^
:rofl:
harley-davidson—most efficient way to make noise without the side effects of horsepower

this threa dis stupid

i rode 450 miles round trip to blackwater falls wv with a group of harley riders…

bet trip ive been on yet…

did have to slow down once cause some goon neede to do a wheelie on a stright away