Attn: Females of Pittspeed

Shaggy · August 10, 2006, 5:57pm

Jump on my fuckstick and see how lucky we are :kekegay:

tjZ28 · August 10, 2006, 5:58pm

Mike… my Sister said she needs a vacation.

-TJ

mustang03gt · August 10, 2006, 6:00pm

shaggy havent we discussed this before??? everytime i post your response has something to do with your microcock.

Pewter · August 10, 2006, 6:01pm

:bowrofl:

Shaggy · August 10, 2006, 6:02pm

Anything looks small compared to your head :kekegay:

tjZ28 · August 10, 2006, 6:02pm

He’s thinking if he keeps talking about it maybe it’ll grow… sort of a pinocchio kind of thing.

-TJ

ninjenn · August 10, 2006, 6:03pm

:weak: excuse!

Shaggy · August 10, 2006, 6:05pm

Finger cuffs and High Fives FTW

1320 · August 10, 2006, 6:05pm

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhhahahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahha!!!

Pewter · August 10, 2006, 6:07pm

sig aready!!!

Pewter · August 10, 2006, 6:08pm

:hahano:

mustang03gt · August 10, 2006, 6:11pm

my head only looks big to you because youre so used to looking at something so small

mustang03gt · August 10, 2006, 6:16pm

oh wait, im sorry. you must have been looking at my chest and thought i had two heads…typical male

tjZ28 · August 10, 2006, 6:18pm

Pics for proof.

-TJ

newchic · August 10, 2006, 6:28pm

Well I bet the twig muscle is smaller the ones you thought you had in the previous pictures…

eurodad · August 10, 2006, 6:34pm

^^^ it’s 9:30, get your but home. my muscle needs a workout

whitey · August 10, 2006, 7:49pm

classic… this is another great thread by darkstar!!

I laughed, I cried and I even beat off!

HwH22Hx · August 10, 2006, 8:04pm

I have nothing to say to that…except for please stop taking wannabe 1320 pics pleaaaaaaaase FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!:kekegay:

HwH22Hx · August 10, 2006, 8:09pm

FIXED

HaNnIBaL64 · August 10, 2006, 8:15pm

Going to VA...anybody need anything picked up/delivered?

Hey there. Are you dating/married? Maybe even to someone that also posts on Pittspeed? If so, I can imagine your pain. All those faked orgasms. All those 30 second marathon sessions. Having a man that couldn’t find the g-spot if it were the size of Quik’s head and lasts as long as a DSM built by 1320 must be a bear. He might be a good guy, but you deserve to get yours every once in a while too. But I’m here to tell you that I can help. I’ve recently decided to offer my services to you poor ladies. Starting immediately I’m opening my secluded and romantic beach cabana to the ladies of Pittspeed for weekend getaways. While your man is (as usual) neglecting you to service his undercarraige, make your escape to Darkstar’s tropical oasis of guilt free passion and get your undercarraige serviced by a seasoned professional. The only charge is lust and an open mind. Book your reservation by Private Message today, as slots will definately be filled to capacity…and then some. Groups are welcome (and encouraged), so bring your girlfriends to make it look like nothing more than a innocent all girl weekend at the beach.

Recommended Items to Bring:

Gatorade
Crutches
Compressed bottle of Oxygen
Your normal year’s supply of lubricant
Surgical sewing kit

Note: If you’re involved with Hannibal, SleeperGTP, or Cutty, an on site STD test will be conducted upon your arrival. If you’ve slept with Quik, Fshowcars, or Whitey, a polygraph will be conducted.

i have a clean bill of health nugga…::bigok:

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