it is to restore the dignity, liberty, and freedom to express one’s self back into Pittspeed.
The Darkstar Bill of Rights
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Pittspeed shall make no law respecting an establishment of faggotry, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom to bash the ever loving shit out of noobs, or the right of the people to violently assemble to beat the ass of any member who gets too far out of line.
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A well regulated moderator staff, being necessary to the security of a free site, the right of 1320 to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
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No Pittspeed’er shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, unless said house contains Eurodad’s wings… in which case all bets are off.
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The right of members to be secure in their posts, attachments, replies, and threads, against unreasonable locks and deletions.
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No person shall be held to answer for a NWS, or otherwise infamous post, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury of n00bs, except in cases arising without due process of law.
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In all banstick situations, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the like minded automotive tastes, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of a moderator for his defense.
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In suits of noobage law, where the noob in controversy shall exceed 3 days bannage, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of Pittspeed than according to the rules of the common law.
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Fuck the 7th amendment. Noobs are faggots that have no rights.
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If you post NWS material in the main forum and dont link it, Pittspeeders are allowed to come to your house and beat your ass if you get fired over it.
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Whitey is god. Thou shalt not worship any other gods before him.