Attn: Pittspeed (Very Important Health Update)

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this is one of the saddest days of my life. I got my STD test back, and as I suspected… I’ve got SuperAIDS. Due to my severe lack of funds, I didnt have any money to go out and mack on girls. So I did what all of have done at one time or another… collected all the change in my couch cushions and went over to 1320’s mom’s house. What a terrible mistake that was. I’m calling up all of my sexual partners. Its tough, but I suggest all of you do the same.

We’ll get through this together.

Sincerely,

Mike

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:weak:

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Mike, is your mother throwing you the 25th anniversary Party of AIDS today?

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Did u stop smoking weed mike?..casue ur just not funny anymore theses days…:stick:

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no one likes a quitter

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:zzz:

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1st half= true story

2nd GAY

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I just wanted to make fun of Kolar’s mother, and venerial disease was the first thing that popped into me head. :dunno:

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wanna buy a DSM?

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fuck yes.