ATTN: Scumbag Dave from Troy

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hey nicole, i want to kill you and your family.

/srs

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OP is chode suckler

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Oh no! I better go call the cops now and have a watchman put outside my home! Everyone knows anything said on the interwebz is true! :ohnoes

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ok ill kill the cops too i dun give a FACK

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:+1

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Tomorrow’s headline:

“Colonie family brutally murdered in their home by rabid giraffe.”

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Sounds like scumbag Dave has problems gettin his own women so he’s tryin to play mr nice guy. Whata fuckin tool you are Dave…

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ITS NOT RABIES ITS A SALIVIA OVERPRODUCTION DISORDER YOU ASSHOLE!!!

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Do you have a lying disorder too?

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Like I told KevMURRDAWG - play Mr. Sensitive and it gets them every time. Fucking idiots.

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apparently i have to spread around some reps b4 i give them to u again. this made me lolerbate

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+rep to Kramer on behalf of E for his good sense of humor.

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lol i dont give a fuck whether im getting made fun of or somebody else if its funny its funny regardless /story :lol

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Damn right I’m funny.

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this filthy cum catcher wont say shit in this thread.

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No he’ll run and cry to her tonight like always.

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No go, see item #4. :lol

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Do you know who he is on here atleast?

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Probably some troll with a lying disorder. :shifty

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That’s what I’m thinking, because I don’t know of any Dave’s on here other than big red and “Dave” with the tC