I briefly saw Dave at the Nov 2010 cruise, but really did not ‘meet’ him till tonight. Bottom line, he’s a cool ass motherfucker that would do anything for his friends. Forum talk is forum talk, sure, I get it, but IRL is what matters, and he’s chill as it gets.
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lolol, thanks bro! Me and Dan are coming back up soon to bail you out of more fights! hahahaa
Oh, jesus. I need extended stories.
Jersey Shore ITT
BPMs (bros per minute) were HIGH last night
Lolz I gotta come out
Def, prolly gonna try to go out in LG here in a few weeks, Dave is funny as fuck. This chick FREAKED OUT on me BAD because I showed her a pic of my cock 2 years ago (I showed her because she asked me if I was gay, I said nah, here is my cock and I want to fuck you with it etc), Dave was laughing his ass off, and then she freaked on him, stormed off yelling, hilarious
Town is so funny, dude came right up to me and Dave when were minding our own business and straight up told him that he’s here to fight the toughest guy in here and nothing else
Sounds like a model citizen! I missed epicness, I fail.
Town is full of them, it’s sad, but can be funny
did dave tell him that he’s not tough he just takes roids? :rofl
Apparently I didnt need to as after taking my shirt off ready to go the twice my size dude shook my hand and said “im just fucked up bro, dont pay me any attention” and walked away. Ask Travis if thats not EXACTLY how it happened, guy was staring me down all night and then pussied out.
ha, he was twice your size? I was imagining some short and stout dude with napoleon complex.
He wasnt built or anything just like tall and stocky and shit, prolly 240-250 pounds?.. Guy legit comes up to me while im minding my own business and said “you got a problem?” I said “do you want me to have a problem” He then proceeds to tell me that he came out tonight to find the biggest motherfucker in the bar and knock him the fuck out lol… I said "am I the biggest motherfucker here? (Maybe muscular but I def wasnt the biggest) He looks around, it was so funny and then after like a 4 second movie pause he goes… “Yeah”… I got in his face after that and then like I said he fuckin shakes my hand and tells me hes fucked up dont pay him any mind and walks away.
EXACTLY what happened.
Why do people rip off their shirts when they are going to fight? I can a jacket or something like that, but a t shirt?
If I was going to fight someone and could ‘prep’ for it, I’d take off a shirt if it was nice. Dave had on a nice polo last night, and an undershirt.
I had a collared polo shirt on, if he had one on the first thing I would do is grab him by his shirt so he couldnt go anywhere and start rocking him in the fucking mouth. Shirts are no good in a fight. Plus once the shirt goes over your face and covers your vision your done… Not that Ive ever been in any fights or anything lol.