as long as you use your thumbs to stay within the white lines i dont see whats wrong with driving drunk. Just make sure you stay within the speed limit.
Motion to ban. Anyone second?
^ no. That would make everyone a big time hypocrite.
(almost everyone. we all know that I’m perfect)
i have never driven drunk in my entire life.
however. I’m probably more of a menace than many drunk drivers.
^^^^ Truth…he is…but I also have never been drunk in my life…and “knowing your limits” is the biggest bull shit response…say that next time you slam into a minivan at a stop sign…or when ur G/F knows her limits and she bangs your best friend 20ft from where you’re passed out…
i doubt it
i know that i’ve never crashed sober, so if you were drunk you would probably crash 2 or 3 times as much.
my favorite: “no man, i won’t give you my keys. it’s cool. i’m a really good drunk driver”
Its probably you’re favorite because you say it all the time.
no, you guys are usually too drunk to even have an objection to me driving.
:word: I believe that lol.